Molly lama

(noun) A person who takes drugs at a music festival and thinks they're suddenly a spiritual guru.

"You know Ashley?"
"Yea, she went to Coachella with two tab of acid and came out saying namaste to her houseplants."
"What a molly lama."

by Mister Duck January 9, 2015

Dirty Lama

A sexual act meaning to suck on anothers tongue. Preferably of legal age....

Bro, I met this guy who said he'd give me enlightenment if I sucked his tongue like a lollipop. So I gave him the ol' Dirty Lama.

by BurgermannAU July 7, 2023

labbatical

When a woman's labia takes a paid vacation for medical reasons.

Marcy's vagina had to skip town for a few weeks because it's crack dealer was on the prowl, so it took a labbatical. Paul was quite disappointed when he found out, but realized this meant 2 weeks of anal sex for him.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Keoni LaBang

Commonly confused with Keoini LaBang, Keoni LaBang is a name given to describe one who is hilarious, energetic, kind of an asshole, but sweet beyond measure. An identifying characteristic of Keoni LaBang is the extreme overbite they usually have. It helps them to climb trees, break open coconuts, and scoop up chunks of pineapple to eat. Usually a Keoni LaBang is a fairly talented musician; has a great ear and can sing italian opera.

Keoni LaBang. That is all.

by muthafuckaaa June 18, 2011

Lama

A strap or any type of protection, most likely a pistol of some kind.

Hand me that lama under the seat.

by Youdontalwaysdiefromtobbacco August 21, 2016

Lamajah

1. A cute ahh gurl wit hella cake 2. Pretty face, big ol waist 3. The best best friend you’ll ever find 4. Cool wit everybody 5. Will and can steal ya mans, so watch out

1. I want a girl like Lamajah
2. She got a Lamajah booty

by Lit.cute.gurl June 18, 2018

Lama Gay

Lama is Gay she likes girls

Lama gay

by Lama Gay October 7, 2019