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kramer

The term associated with a group of Jewish self-proclaimed Neo-Nazi White Supremacists. Also a term for people addicted to nicotine.
Nick: What did that kramer get arrested for?
Miles: Throwing popcorn at a football game
by GodHasYou October 29, 2018
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chaz kramer

Chas Kramer or Chaz Kramer/Pulling a Chaz Kramer
Taken from the movie Constantine where Constantine's apprentice, Chas Kramer would imititate John Constantine's catch phrase by saying, "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer, asshole." Towards the end of the movie after seemingly winning against Satan's son by performing an exorsism of sorts, Chas says "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer... ass" and is abruptly cut off as he is grabbed by unseen forces and thrown against the ceiling and the floor severals times, afterwhich he dies from the incurred injuries.

1) Used as an insult or for putting someone back in line when they are talking massive shit while in the process of winning at a competition of any kind.
2) Used as a warning to let someone know they should stop bragging before they get themselves pwnt with authority.
3) Used as an insult for kicking the wounded after they've just lost a competition of any kind while they were talking massive shit.
1)
person1: Oh man look at that! I am so about to spank that
ass. You're so about to lose the game.
person2: Shut up,
person1: Just accept your fate, there is no winning it for
you!
person2: Shut up!
person1: What? Not my fault that you suck at life. Now
get on your knees and beg for me to make it quick.
person2: Ok Chaz.
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
Pwnt

2)
"Ok man, keep talking shit like Chaz Kramer, see what happens to your punk ass."

3)
person3: Man, what's wrong with person1?
person4: Oh, he lost the match with person2.
person3: Ah. Damn, he looked like he was gonna win that
one for sure. Wonder what happened.
*brief pause*
person3: He was pulling a Chaz Kramer huh?
person4: Yep.
person3 and person4: Dumbass.
by waywardspooky@yahoo.com October 5, 2005
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Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.
Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.
by Elizabeth May 12, 2003
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kape

Slang term for okay.

Originally developed by me, because I'm leet.
Hey you want to go to the mall?

Kape.
by Chris October 15, 2004
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Krampe

A guy who's sexual prowess is so low that he usually turns his mates gay. The penis of a Krampe doesnt grow after birth. They are usually thought of as the absolute dumbest examples of human life and can usually be found raping various farm animals. Krampe's tend to smell like a mixture of sour milk and failure.
I thought that guy had his shit together but I caught him fucking a sheep. What a Krampe!!!
by jkuss80 May 29, 2009
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Karapet

One of the chilliest people in the world. Someone could be getting stabbed infront of him and he'd still be chillin. He doesn't know what he's going to do with his life but he doesn't care.
Damn, he's as chill as a Karapet!
by SwagMaster67 September 13, 2016
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the kramer effect

when you miss the chance to use the bathroom and then become constipated. See Sienfeld, Episode 63, "The Pilot" (part 1).
the kramer effect- "I didn't make it to a private bathroom to poop when I had to go two days ago, and I haven't been able to go since."

genesis:

KRAMER: (acting very bad) I saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Doughnuts again, but this time, I went in. (pause, stops acting) Oh! Uh, where's the bathroom?

STU: I think if you go down the hall, it's on the right at the very end.

KRAMER: Yeah. Be right back. (Kramer leaves)

(We see Kramer, groaning and holding his stomach, running down the hall, and opening the bathroom's door. Someone in there says: "Sorry buddy, full house." We then see Kramer outside leaving the building and running across the street to a restaurant: "Sorry, customers only" ...running into a movie theater: "Hey you need a ticket!" ...running through the park...)
...

(Kramer enters)

JERRY: Hey. What happened to you yesterday?

KRAMER: I got mugged.

GEORGE: You got mugged?

JERRY: Mugged?

KRAMER: Well, I wouldn't have minded it so much but I was running home to go to the bathroom.

JERRY: Why didn't you use the bathroom in the building?

KRAMER: It was full. I tried a few other places, you know, but that didn't work. I mean it was an emergency Jerrry. I was really percolating... So I decided to run home through the park and then these two guys they stopped me and...

...
by tcekatlady August 26, 2010
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