Kemie

Creative, stressed, know-it-all who gets whatever they want. They usually watch way too much TV and are obsessed with fame and fortune.

Sometimes they look like lil dykes.

Kemie is intent to be on the Real World due to her obsession with TV and fame.

by Teheheheee September 29, 2009

Kermis

Reference to a keen and over-enthusiastic being, but never to the point of annoying, merely cute. Often depicted by teenage boys with long hair

'I know im ugly, but my sausage makes up for it'

F**k off you kermis!

by kerm03 October 10, 2011

kermie

A nickname for a green muppet frog made by a muppet pig... Oink

"Kermie where are you... Oink"

by BEEZEETHREE February 21, 2017

i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009

Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

kermit

Slang for the herbal form of cannabis, AKA Grass. So called because it's green, and smells funky.

"I've just scored an henry of kermit"

by Shalroth May 13, 2005