Dirty Kermit 

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

Dirty Kermit by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

President Kermit 

The president that america needs

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen

President Kermit by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

Work Kermit 

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.

Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.

Work Kermit by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024

The Kermit the frog

A sexual act where one partner inserts their entire hand into the other partner's anus, not as a fist but with fingers extended, similar to how one would operate a hand puppet. The name comes from the resemblance to Kermit the Frog's puppeteering style.

For added flair, practitioners often incorporate phrases like "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!" or make references to Miss Piggy during the act. Some enthusiasts recommend wearing a glove with KY lubricant to ensure smooth entry and easier cleanup, though some prefer having the receiving partner douche beforehand for a more natural experience.

Being defined: Example usage: "Last night was wild - she let me give her The Kermit the frog while singing Rainbow Connection."

The Kermit the frog by Enfurno89 March 9, 2026

pull a Kermit 

To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.

I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.

pull a Kermit by Erotic Fantasy August 23, 2014

the spectrum of kermit

A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm

Omg it's the spectrum of kermit

Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week

the spectrum of kermit by Lol, kermit May 17, 2017

doing a kermit 

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.

Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit

doing a kermit by avram2 June 5, 2019