1 definition by Shutupbevis

Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023