klingon

Little round balls of shit that cling to your asshair

I had a load of grungy Klingons after I shit.

by schnorkles October 28, 2010

Klinket

The name for all metal money in all board games.

The production quality of this board game is excellent. Feel the heft of those klinkets. I bet you could kill a man with a bag full of those!

by Hazmatic November 15, 2017

Kristi Kline

One of the funniest, sweetest, and strongest people you'll ever meet. She's so beautiful, but she doesn't see it, and that's what makes her beautiful. ;) She's in love with 10 boys, and one of them will marry her one day. She'll never let you down, you can always count on her to make you laugh. Ok I'm going to stop before this sounds too lesbian.

Kristi Kline: I wish Niall would love me.
Megan: He's your husband, stupid.

by Anonymous Mouses August 20, 2013

klinks

The symptoms associated with withdrawal from opiates

"The opiates had begun to dissipate from my body, and the klinks were starting to kick in."

by slow rider January 30, 2015

klingon

A ugly race of Alien from Star Trek

All of Jon from Localirc.net girlfriends

by smackhater August 14, 2004

Kline

Guy who doesnt teach until 15 minutes into the period, and eats cheese. And Mustard..STRAIGHT mustard.

Hi, I'm Mr. Kline a;sfewoi cja;woei mafio ajefi oacm

by Jeebus1234 May 2, 2005

Klinck

A Fat Motherfucker That needs to lose weight

Fucking Fat boy

by Raychell February 18, 2007