Kaimeron

The greatest of them all. Perfection in it's most perfect form.
At one with the bacon.

Lesser being one: "I wish I could I have one percent of Kaimeron's greatness."
Lesser being two: *snort* "I doubt you'll ever achieve 0.01% of his greatness."

by Diodelcibo April 6, 2013

kiser

A slang term for dick

Damn bro he’s such a kiser

by Thack September 3, 2017

Kaizer

Over zealous or moronic. In need of guidance and constant approval and attention.

Anal retentive personality

That person is a kaizer, constantly spamming forums and seeking attention.

by Bobtentpeg July 20, 2008

Kaizer

A Puerto-Rickie with ADHD that has a tendency to get dumped.

Teacher: Can someone define ADHD?
Chad: Kaizer lol.

by FrostyFrozone05 July 14, 2019

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 13, 2003

Kaiserlichenparteikappe

The hat worn by the Commissar of Education in the German empire. It featured black and white stripes and was topped with a German Eagle. It also sported a chinstrap, to allow the commissar to bend down without the headgear falling off.

The hat was also briefly worn by Adolf Hitler during his 56th birthday. However, he felt that the strap was too tight, and threw it across the room. The hat was last seen on April 20th, 1945.

Krebs: "Mein Fuhrer, I got you the Kaiserlichenparteikappe".
Hitler: "Excellent, I will wear it until I die."
10 Minutes Later
Hitler:"This strap is digging into my fat chin!"

by Kaktovik November 3, 2013

kaisercaenar

one cool guy to be honest, if you ever come across this person you better kneel down to him, he's one of the best minecraft pvpers there is, although he might not be popular he is definitely great and don't get me started with his skills in mobile legends, like goddamn.

guy 1: hey who tf is kaisercaenar?
guy 2: yeah why does he get like savages every minute
guy 3: does this guy play lol?
guy 4: guys, he's god.

by xxPussykiller123xx April 18, 2020