joed

When a friend ask you to help do something and when you show up they have more to do then they said, or when asked to perform a single task and after completing said task your forced to perform another.

Joed: A Verb, example, Joe ask Joshua to help him move a desk and when they are done Joe says "Now lets move those four book shelfs while your here."

by J. L. Watkins August 24, 2008

jaded

having no-one to be there for you; doesn't have their eye set on anyone, or have any crushes

there's no-one in this whole band, i am so jaded.

by anonymous June 6, 2004

My Jaded Hero

A kick ass band from England. They play wicked tunes.
"My Jaded Hero" can be used when something is awesome
Can be used in most sentences when something is generally good

You: Hey Sarah check out the guy on the left of the snooker bar
Sarah: Phwah... He's my jaded hero

by KKKKK October 31, 2005

jodido de a madre

mother fucker; source unknown; haven't found it on-line yet; just started a Net Search today Close: follar a tu madre: To fuck your mother.

jodido de a madre iz not found in Websters

by boss einstein-inc August 8, 2006

jaded

an awesome green day song that is really great cause it sounds like an old school punk song; the song is about a burnout who says that quiting will get him nowhere and basically that since his life is all right screwed up ready, it wont hurt to continue smoking weed

Always look forward,
Going straight will get you nowhere,
There is no progress,
Evolution killed it all,
I found my place in nowhere

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Joned

To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.

Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!

by Tayla13 March 29, 2008

jaded

When your high as hell!!!. particurally high on marijuana

Damn dude, im mad jaded

by Koos Koos January 10, 2007