steve jobs syndrome

when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business

Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?

by jaejaedebut March 26, 2022

Legged a jobe

When you run after a taxi

I legged a jobe

by Lewis fitz June 17, 2020

Fuck Steve Jobs

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.

Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.

by Angry Chicken Lady June 15, 2021

savannah, jobe

Savannahs are usually pretty chill and have undeniable swag that can't be denied. They are also great singers but sing quietly because the thought of singing louder is "horrible" they tend to hang out with some cool guy(s) who generally are Philip, Paul, and Taylor. They usually date a guy with the name starting with a P, but if they don't they are chill friends.

guy 1:"Hey is Savannah, Jobe going out with Philip?"
guy 2:"dude i don't know but if he does ask her out it should be completely original that nobody else does"
guy 1:"yeah i heard she likes reading and stuff"
guy 2:"yeah.. well im jobein' out"

by thenumber1g June 14, 2012

Sloppy Joes

An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......

let me tell you a story of Sloppy Joes
you better not cheat on me or I'll turn you into sloppy joes

by Liv.Sae April 12, 2011

Jobed

(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection

"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"

by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009

Jobsmacked

A description of the feeling a person gets after receiving a piece of shock news concerning their employment i.e. demotion, redundancy, loss of benefit, changes to working routines or dismissal. Often due to unforeseen circumstances which lead to the recipient ending up in said state.

"Well, what can i say? The company told us this morning that they are moving all manufacturing over to China before this year is out. I was completely jobsmacked when I heard...."

by Northstar77 July 21, 2009