(verb:) To jewelamate someone. A phrase from central Jersey meaning a form of activity more powerful, sensual, expressive, hardcore than sex itself.
by Dude McDoodle December 29, 2007
Get the Jewelamate mug.An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more than dumb, and/or graduated high school.
Girl #1: What the heck is on her neck?
Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.
Girl #1: Of course!
Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.
Girl #1: Of course!
by Yeah, that's right March 31, 2009
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Get the uterine jewelry mug.That one chick from the movie "Not a Movie". Anyways, Really Really Sexy, and Stuff, But Also just evil.
For Example; one might make a simple joke (not joke) about how are dumb and evil cats are and jewelz will physiologically Attack them without remorse.
But also incredibly funny and has a nice ass,
Also Has a thing for tigers cause tigers are awesome
For Example; one might make a simple joke (not joke) about how are dumb and evil cats are and jewelz will physiologically Attack them without remorse.
But also incredibly funny and has a nice ass,
Also Has a thing for tigers cause tigers are awesome
Matt: Hey jewelz, cats are dumb
Jewelz: Oh My god I never talking to you again
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Matt: Hey man, I told a girl I didn't like cats
Guy 2: Lemme guess, she went Jewelz on you
Matt: sure did
Jewelz: Oh My god I never talking to you again
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Matt: Hey man, I told a girl I didn't like cats
Guy 2: Lemme guess, she went Jewelz on you
Matt: sure did
by MattMiddleEasternCarSalesGuy May 1, 2012
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Someone who spends all their money on ugly, shitty jewelry and insists on wearing as much of it as possible.
April hated her jewelry junky roommate. You could hear the banging and clicking of her ugly necklaces, bracelets, anklets, and rings every time she moved around the house.
Annie was a pathetic jewelry junky. She’d parade around the office in 10 cheap gold chains and bracelets up to her elbows.
Annie was a pathetic jewelry junky. She’d parade around the office in 10 cheap gold chains and bracelets up to her elbows.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Rings: during hand-shandy's
Necklace's: when she doesn't swallow
Bracelets: when she gives you a hand-shandy
Rings: during hand-shandy's
Necklace's: when she doesn't swallow
Bracelets: when she gives you a hand-shandy
She was tugging hard the other night and I shot me load, giving her some nice rings and plenty of other jelly jewelry as well...
by Flatster November 10, 2005
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