Jessie Rae

A very funny and interesting guy. The only man who has bigger dick than a Reinhard.

Jessie Rae's dick is always the elephant in the room, literally and figuratively.

by Trueenglishwisdomfather June 8, 2021

jessie

a young fat dominican male that has low selfesteem brought on by his little penis, who gets dominated by his girlfriend in and out of bed

why does he alwys eat alone

hes a jessie

by jessica3200 February 5, 2010

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 8, 2004

Jessine

A creature that is mixed between a 'Jessica' and a 'Justine'. She's a bitch and likes fucking your boyfriend. Rappers write songs about her. She fucks everything with a beating heart and likes to eat cheerios in bed. She has firey red hair and the carpet matches the drapes. ;)

You're just jealous because Jessine is fucking your boyfriend and he likes it!

by Jessine Smoore June 11, 2011

Jessie

Jessie is a name mostly for girls. At first Jessie, No would look kind and nice and kinda smart, but then she spills all your tea. Then she would start to be an annoying brat, she would cry for everything and nothing. So it makes you end up hating her because of her stupidity. Then she would act like she is an innocent baby and cry like the ones who were annoyed by her (the ones who now hate her) is the problem. I am not saying all Jessie Nos are like this but most of them are like this.

Jessie No used to be nice but she is an idiot now.

by mistyheeellrt December 10, 2019

Jessie

An absolute simp who will never get any coochie in his life.

Oh my god, he is such a Jessie

by TheUnrealDeath January 12, 2020

Jessie

A pretty girl who is crazy and wierd but never fails to make you laugh. She’s a big bitch though so don’t make her mad because Jessie’s tend to have long nails and , will, without hesitating dig their nails into you. She is very entitled and will freak the fuck out if you don’t give her what she thinks she deserves.

Kelli: I saw that crazy bitch Jessie today.

Brad: Did she scratch you? She scratched me when I didn’t give her my chicken nugget.

by Idoitchickennugget12 March 4, 2020