Old Man Jenkins

Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"

Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.

by K. Aman March 16, 2005

jerking it

Masurbating
MSY-ing it
Yankin' the chain
Yankin' it

What are you doing?
Jerking it.
Cool

by A.A.A. June 16, 2006

Jerking

The act of chewing delicious beef jerkey either being of the teriyaki or peppered flavor.(Like Jesse Brings)

Hey bro, whats up?" "nothing much, just jerking" "oh man, i want some!

by Rlvers January 7, 2011

Jerking

The compilation of four dancing moves happening to a song. The first dance move is called 'The Jerk', in which someone rocks to the right and left while progressively getting lower and twisting their legs. The second dance move is called 'The Reject' and is commonly mistaken for jerking, while jerking is all four of these moves combined. The Reject involves picking up one foot off the ground, hopping forward with the other and falling back onto that foot which was picked up, then repeating this cycle while switching feet and keeping your body in the same place. The third move is called 'The Dip' and only involves bending your knees slightly and possibly moving from side to side. This is a kind of filler move, so you can recover from Rejecting or Jerking and still maintain high swag levels. The fourth and most difficult move is 'The Pin Drop'. To do this you deliberately roll one of your ankles so you begin to fall in that direction, than you catch yourself with your other foot, placed behind your knee on the lead falling leg. Once you have fallen and caught yourself, you can finish the move by standing up and spinning simultaneously to come up to a regular standing position. Many people believe that only African Americans can jerk, but that is not true. Anyone can jerk, they just need to practice and have fun with it.

If you watch the music video 'Teach Me How to Jerk' By Audio Push, you will see many examples of jerking at its greatest.

by Colin O'Breezy August 3, 2010

Jerking

Form of inner-city dance. Slowed form of dancing.

Stanky Leg and Spongebob fall under it!

Man 1:Hey you a jerk?

Man 2: Yeah, I jerk all day and night

Man 3:Jerk, jerk, jerk!

Man 2: Jerking in the club!

Man 1: Huh?

Man 3: What?

All: Jerk Jerk Jerk!

by II Haze May 6, 2009

Jerking-the-Jonas

From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs.

Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.

by Pspman July 15, 2009

Cooper Jennings

A stupid idiot that says stupid idiot things.
You know who you are when you are a Cooper Jennings....a stupid idiot.

Person A: Isn't a quinceañera a jewish holiday?

Person B: Are you a stupid idiot?

Person C: He's definitly a Cooper Jennings

by fightingmessiah September 29, 2011