Jahns

The act of creeping on social network sites.

You see that girl last night?
Yeah dude been jahnsing her facebook.

by Rus T Shackleford September 9, 2012

Janssen

a strange small creature that hides in the shadows creeping on people then when they don't expect it he jumps out and yells "IT'S A TRAP!!!"

Janssen scared the shit out of me when he popped out from underneath my desk.

by 11 black magic 11 January 7, 2010

firm jawn

Philadelphia based slang.
used to refer to an attractive female.
the more attractive, the more firm.
see also jawn

"yo son, check out that super firm jawn"

by dommer_ July 20, 2008

Jawn

The inside-joke name of "John Watson" from the BBC show "Sherlock".
Frequently used in humorous fan-fiction and humorous fan-art.

"JAWN! Answer the door"

"Jawn....get me my phone"

by Kieerrx August 28, 2012

Jawnson Windsor Knot

When you tie a regular windsor knot and leave it tied when your remove it from your neck. Leave it sit in the closet for approximately 1 month as it marinates and molds into its form of an obtuse style of an knot. Thus when you now put it back onto your neck and tighten it up, it is now a Jawnson Windsor Knot. You are now a member of an very exclusive and proud Tie Knot Club that only a select few can say they are part of.

Today at work, Pops seen my tie and said oh snappers, thats a Jawnson Windsor Knot!

by P-W-S September 15, 2010

jauns

A physical object, or thing. Typically used to describe to an object being passed or handled.

Pass me that big jauns.

by cazort November 11, 2003

squirrel jaws

When you have crammed your pole so far down a bitch's throat, she has a nut in each cheek.

The drunk bitch that was sucking my dick at the party never expected to get the squirrel jaws as I was shooting my cock juice.

by Rob MFK August 12, 2006