A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly
used in the love language.
used in the love language.
by Rita Lynn November 22, 2021
Get the Max-Jasper mug.the jasper effect is an effect where you change one thing about yourself and suddenly you pull everyone.
Or you could send snaps of you until they fall in love...
if you have the jasper effect then you might recieve compliments such as your beautiful or id let you sit on my lap and you could do whatever you wanted to me.
Or you could send snaps of you until they fall in love...
if you have the jasper effect then you might recieve compliments such as your beautiful or id let you sit on my lap and you could do whatever you wanted to me.
boy 1; dayummmmm momma u fit asf!
boy 2; GYATTTTT
girl 1; how does she pull so much omds
girl 2; its just the jasper effect
boy 2; GYATTTTT
girl 1; how does she pull so much omds
girl 2; its just the jasper effect
by stan loona for legs April 9, 2023
Get the the jasper effect mug.really cute boy with joker hair who is a catkin and also a furry and draws really well, knows how to cook spaghetti
"jasper says we live in a society"
by t-rizzlepizzle November 1, 2019
Get the Jasper mug.He's the Douche bag Ghost.
Guy: How there, Casper.
Jasper drop the guy's pants down.
Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.
The wake
Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.
Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.
People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.
Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
Jasper drop the guy's pants down.
Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.
The wake
Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.
Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.
People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.
Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
by iPhoneiTouch1 July 23, 2009
Get the Jasper mug.1.Similar to the 'instafan'. Someone who takes a look at a Japanese band and instantly likes them for the way they look. They don't even listen to the music, which is what a band is about, even if they're visual key, listen to the music also people.
2.Someone who poses as a Japanese person. Loving everything to do with Japanese, when in reality they're just doing it because the crowd is doing it.
2.Someone who poses as a Japanese person. Loving everything to do with Japanese, when in reality they're just doing it because the crowd is doing it.
1. Random girl: I love Dir en grey, they're all so cute! :annoying squeal:
Random actual fan: Man, you're such a Japoser, listen to the freakin music before you even consider talking to me about Dir en grey.
2. Look at that Japoser over there, she didn't start dressing as a lolita until the Japanese crowd did.
Random actual fan: Man, you're such a Japoser, listen to the freakin music before you even consider talking to me about Dir en grey.
2. Look at that Japoser over there, she didn't start dressing as a lolita until the Japanese crowd did.
by Tweetybird April 17, 2006
Get the Japoser mug.by D. Finer November 29, 2006
Get the jaspers mug.jasper has small man syndrome
yo jasper ur mom gay.... jasper: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
by small man syndrome June 20, 2019
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