Jealous; in your feelings ,mad your girlfriend banged all your friends; mad you plowed your girl with your dude
by Big bite February 14, 2020
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There was a Jakey on the side of the road
by Ok boomer February 15, 2020
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Jesus, some Jaketard blew out stall #3, thank god I don't have to clean that up. Fuck me, who ate all the cookies?
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by Your friendly neighborhood Jak October 18, 2020
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Yo Javeya! Wassup Birthday Twin?!!
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