Jack the Rip-Off

1.) An eskimo wearing pnk pants living in the Saharra Desert.
2.) My fa-der....... yes.

My mom got knocked up by Jack the Rip-off, go figure.

by Darnie April 3, 2003

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Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022

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jack-n-it-off

slang for jack in the boxes (in California). coined by some ballers one day after school.

MAN i'm soooo hungry!. I THINK IMA GO MOBB TO JACK-N-IT-OFF.

by chicken-face November 24, 2007

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Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.

Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!

by JYW1 January 4, 2011

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Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion

I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs

by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011

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