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invisable muscles

a person who is rather skinny or fat looking but can pull off great moments of strength. often confused with invisa-muscles
look at peter, he just lifted that girl right off the ground. he looks so skinny he must have some invisable muscles
by litterdud September 25, 2010
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Invisble dribble

To cum and/or have nothing cum out or to have very little
man last night lucy was not happpy since i had invisble dribble
by Shakezulia March 4, 2008
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How to kiss someone invisible

Dude you have no hobbies why you searchinghow to kiss someone invisible“ ?????
by Artistic fox October 1, 2018
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invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.
My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.
by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009
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Invisible Mountain

An awesome crazy Chick with a best friend named Miss Traci.
In the hills of Pinconning, MI, there stands an Invisible Mountain, singing blues and watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
by Traci Green June 1, 2003
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Invisible dribble

A person who tries to play bball but really has some serious misunderstandings about certain technicalities such "travelling". Hence, even though they keep playing thinking that they're not travelling, they must be imagining that they are dribbling the ball...hence the term "invisible dribble".

Could also be applied to people who think they have any kind of game, not just in bball...life in general.
Situation 1 - Playing Ball
Dude 1 - "Dude, look at all those steps he's taking...he's doing the carlton and he doesn't even know it. Doesn't he know he has to dribble the ball?"

Dude 2 - "Yeah, he's got mad inivisible dribble skills".

Situation 2 - Picking up a chick
"Check out that dude over there trying to work some game on that chick...he's got nothing man...no response...nada...seriously - invisible dribble and a half. But damn, she is who-licious nonetheless."
by Dr. Pete March 2, 2008
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Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.
I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.
by Lenispentils May 14, 2018
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