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Internet

The thing that ended my innocent childhood and led to this.
Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.
by Batgirl2001 March 9, 2015
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internet chad

Someone who is popular online and in gaming. They usually have a high steam level, expensive skins and discord nitro. E-girls love them.
Have you seen green, he has a karambit tiger tooth, he must be an internet chad
by ExplosivePugy April 17, 2020
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internet funnyman

A state of mind. To become an internet funnyman, you must first discover your third eye. Can also be achieved via YouTube videos.
"Dude, that guy is definitely an internet funnyman"
by Alpha485 May 27, 2020
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Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".
by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016
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Internet Person

A person (or persons) that one may typically find on the internet. Their opinions and understandings of any subject they choose to discuss are superior to that of you or any expert in the field. They frequent message boards, the blogosphere, and can be found anywhere on the internet. Not every person that uses the internet is an "internet person," and it's very rare that an internet person would acknowledge his or her self as being one.

Internet people can easily be likened to the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.

They also frequently like unpopular things and hate popular things, though if unpopular things become popular they can switch their opinions easily.

Not to be confused with troll
Normal person: "I loved Ocarina of Time, it's easily one of the greatest games of all time."

Internet person: "Ocarina of Time was a trite play on what was once a great series. It is simply A Link to the Past in 3D, with a simplistic and predictable story. Your opinion on the game shows your lack of sophistication."
by caveman7570 November 26, 2010
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internet balls

When you think you can sit behind your computer screen and write whatever you want, to whomever you want. These are not things you would say the person if you were face to face. That would require having balls when you're away from your computer...which you don't. Internet balls are only obtained while behind the screen and keyboard.
"Liz has internet balls. She wrote a long winded post about my wife being a drugged out zombie. I would like to see her say that stuff to her face!"
by Random And Odd April 23, 2008
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