Carnation Instant Bitch

What CheapsexsadFlLMS (Lindsay) starts everyday with. Also known as CIB, refers to an overall bitchy attitude for no reason.

Whoa, Lindsay didn't forget her Carnation Instant Bitch this morning.

P.S CheapsexsadFlLMS(AIM)
-bring it up

by The Gunslinger July 7, 2004

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instant messanger symbols

: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy smiley
* * = = = us flag
( % ) = ying yang sign

you put all the letters together in each of them

by kiss my fucking ass March 31, 2004

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Instant orgasm

when a hot guy passes by..you say WHOA DAG INSTANT ORGASM...spread the word ya heard

WHOA DAG..hes an instatn orgasm!

by YOU KNOW HOW I ROLL March 2, 2003

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Instant Coffee

Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.

Sex that didn't last long.

Coworker #1: So did you make coffee
Coworker #2: Yeah, but it was instant coffee :(
Coworker #1: I'm sorry :(

by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008

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Instant Fagafication Glasses

Another name for Shutter Shades. First used by skateboarders to refer to shutter shades, adopted by scene kids and made popular by Kanye West. Interchangable with "Asshole Aviators".

That scene kid over there is wearing some ugly "instant fagafication glasses".

by GooseIsLoose October 24, 2009

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from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.

Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."

Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"

Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."

Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."

by Valvoline23232 May 13, 2011

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instantiate

A word a pompous blow-hard uses repeatedly to undermind
his employees and validate his self worth. Also known to
be used by those with Erectile Dysfunction and those
hiding a small penis.

We need to instantiate the D.A.L.C. for our scenario of the C.R.M.

by Accredited Computer Institute May 22, 2006

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