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Avengers Infinity War

The biggest frickity fracking clickity clackin snick snackin cliffhanger ever known to man.
Bill: OMG have you seen Avengers Infinity War?
William: fAW#A$DR%F&TGY
Willbilliam: hm YeS hE hAs
by Uncultured_Swiine April 24, 2019
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split infinity

The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”

“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
by Fiona BR December 23, 2022
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Among Us insanity

A very severe mental illness contracted from playing way too much Among Us. Once you have contracted this illness, your entire perception of reality starts to change. Typical symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-General mistrust towards peers and everyone

-Tendency to call everyone sus
-Pretending to do something when in fact you're doing something else
-Lying to others all the time
After playing hours of among us for the past week, Rob developed Among Us insanity.
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insanity

The true person inside of us. The person we hide because were to embarassed to show it in public.
It's insane that people are quoting "Insanity is when you do something over and over and expect different results."-Albert Enstien, yet you find people keep saying it over and over in this definition.
by EATHAMEATSHAM December 12, 2016
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Always and forever our infinity

When a man and a woman will love each other for the rest of their lives and will never be apart
For example: Joe says to his girlfriend abi always and forever our infinity before bed every night to let her know how much he loves her
by jmillon May 26, 2020
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Brown Insanity

A fascist/nazi belief that:
1) No people are created equal (In this case, implying that nordics are the superior people).
2) Multiculturalism is unnatural, and will destroy our cultures by turning us into generic brown people.
by Omina March 3, 2007
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Infinity Gauntlet

A Love Glove that when snapped disposes of half the universe
Nick Fury - "That Purple Mother F*cker has the Infinity Gauntlet"
Captain America - "Language!"
by Nozgaming June 11, 2018
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