7 inch monster cock

kian

"7 inch monster cock is so big" says mia

by bossman666 October 6, 2019

itchy palm

When your palm itches it usually signifies that you will be receiving money in the near future.
Right=Cash
Left=Loss of Money

When your right palm itches, do not scratch your hand for the "luck" will go away. But if your left itches, then scratch away to ward off the loss.

It also means you'll get laid by the ugliest chick and regret it the next day

"Man I had an itchy palm and I found 20 bucks later that day!"

"Man I had an itchy palm last night"

by Fishbone42o October 4, 2008

Eight Inches

1) Size of a large penis.

2) Size penis that most porn stars have give or take a few centimeters.

"Dude, I made her gag on eight inches last night!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

1 inch bitch

A bitch who you know will only ever get 1 inch dicks.

That ones so ugly, she must be a 1 inch bitch.

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

three inch grip on a six inch turd

When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"
and "turtle head sticking out"

"Yo Dave I got a three inch grip on a six inch turd." "Get off the shitter or I will shart myself".

by B-rizzleness December 16, 2006

nine inch nails

1. 9 nails that are an inch in length

2. An insignificant quantity of nails that are uniformly 9 inches of length

3. A phrase describing what an entity named 'nine inch' does.

4. trent reznor (a.k.a. God)

I have a handful of nine inch nails.

by lingojac March 9, 2009

inch of sleep

To "get an inch of sleep" refers to, plainly, getting a little bit of sleep. The term was made popular by the ever-enlightening, world renowned scientologist, Jacqui.

"Guys, shut the hell up, I can't get an inch of sleep with you people screaming!"

*fart noise*

*next morning*

"I didn't get an inch of sleep last night!"

by c.ingach January 30, 2006