Impessionist

A man convinced he has restless leg syndrome but he’s just revving his leg like you do on a 1987 Porsche’s carbon fiber gas pedal

Back in Mark’s day, he was the best (and only) impessionist of his time. He lived a solitary life with no next move… unless perhaps, it was his sleep deprived leg, ready to rev that Porsche like no man can and no man (only women) ever should.

by petalpour February 8, 2026

Implosive Diarrhea

When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.

“Too much Taco Bell can give you implosive diarrhea if you’re not careful”

by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025

Impression

I'd do one of Russell Brand but I don't have any heroin or a 17 year old to rape.

Hym "But I guess we can just pretend! OK, so pretend I'm actively raping and drooling down the throat of a 17 year old girl and then pretend I'm high on heroin 'OI! LOOK AH MEH! OIM RUSHOL BRAND!' What do you think? I think that's a pretty good impression if I do say so myself."

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

Impressed

Nah you haven't done anything in life. It's less. You were less. It literally doesn't matter what you did.

Hym "You don't need to be impressed. YOU couldn't have done it. And everything you WILL do will be less."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2025

picture impression

When you see somebody on a pictures only and judge the person attitude/character, though you never met her/him in real life.

Short:
Judge people without knowing them with only a picture of them.

Johnny : Hey man, look at this girl. What an ugly cow, geez. I bet she is a real pain in as a gf

Peter : What? That's is Janine, my cousin. She is a nice person. You and your worthless picture impressions!

by sal4 June 8, 2010

new impressionism

one painting with four perceptions

Anyone can use create painting that fall under the category of new impressionism. This term was coined by the New Impressionist ( Cordoba)

by newimpressionist January 9, 2015

Lomax Impression

When your sitting in your corner desk, reclined in your chair, with your eyes closed trying to take a nap.

Ryan spent all day working on his Lomax Impression while Jarid could not control his bowels.

by s501094 June 26, 2017