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A man convinced he has restless leg syndrome but he’s just revving his leg like you do on a 1987 Porsche’s carbon fiber gas pedal
Back in Mark’s day, he was the best (and only) impessionist of his time. He lived a solitary life with no next move… unless perhaps, it was his sleep deprived leg, ready to rev that Porsche like no man can and no man (only women) ever should.
by petalpour February 8, 2026
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