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the cake is a lie

Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator". Popularized by the game "Portal" (found on Half-Life 2's "Orange Box" game release for PC, X-Box 360, and PS3). During the game, an electronic voice encourages you to solve intricate puzzles using cake as a motivating perk. When you have "broken out" of the game's initial testing phase (from threat of death), you find scrawls on walls of the innards of the testing center warning you that "the cake is a lie".
Employee #1: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Employee #2: Yeah, so, don't get your hopes up on that one, Ed. The cake is a lie.

Employee #1: Really, aw crap.
by Mike Grant October 30, 2007
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is a thumb a finger

One time Emily asked us "is a thumb a finger" and since then we haven't talked to her
by cnsd January 5, 2017
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Isabela

Isabela is gorgeous and pretty. She is so relatable and will always make you laugh no matter what situation. She is always clumsy walking into things. Isabela is not Isabella it’s Isabela. She is dependable and has lots of friends. Even tho she has lots of friends she likes to be in groups of friends. Isabela is trustworthy, dependable, pretty, funny and smart. She can be shy sometimes but once you know her she is the bestest or kindness friend you will ever meet.
Damn I wanna be Isabela’s friends
by Thefunnyone November 21, 2018
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Isadora

Isadora is amazing. She is understanding, smart, caring, and cute. All the guys love her as a friend and as other things. If you are dating an Isadora make sure yo are romantic as fuck because she needs attention. She is hot, sexy and basically perfect. She loves music and is the best person on the planet.
Have you seen Isadora. She is looking good
by Iceislife_123 October 22, 2019
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Salad is a salad

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.
Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.
by boooba153 April 15, 2022
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isaure

Isaure is an amazing person
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denial is a river in egypt

Popularized on TikTok, implying someone is in denial. This phrase is referring to a clip of Wendy Williams on a radio show, where she says to a caller “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay.” The joke is that Wendy recited the saying incorrectly.

The real saying is “denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: A humorous phrase used to highlight the fact that someone is in denial about something. (A pun on the colloquial pronunciation of "the Nile.")
“Denial is a river in Egypt”: Remember that time Wendy Williams said “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay!” while live on air?

“Denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: The boss thinks he can salvage this project by throwing more money at it. Someone should let him know that denial isn't a river in Egypt.
by sometimesitslikethat January 27, 2023
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