Ray (black): How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
Bill (white): How Many?
Dick (white): How Many?
Ray (black): None, They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
Bill (white): Ha Ha Ha
Dick (white): Ha Ha Ha
Bill (white): Hey Dick, He's Illegally Black!
Bill (white): How Many?
Dick (white): How Many?
Ray (black): None, They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
Bill (white): Ha Ha Ha
Dick (white): Ha Ha Ha
Bill (white): Hey Dick, He's Illegally Black!
by Black jr May 20, 2010
Get the Illegally Black mug.A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.
The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,
“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”
“Why not?” you would ask.
“Because one’s illegal.”
“Why is it illegal?”
“Because it’s harmful.”
“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”
“Why not?” you would ask.
“Because one’s illegal.”
“Why is it illegal?”
“Because it’s harmful.”
“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
by russianboy3185 October 18, 2015
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It is when a group of men gather together and perform bukkake on a danish. The danish is left alone in a safe place for a few months. The danish is then given to someone for their consumption and enjoyment.
"Fucking faggot. Let's make an illegal danish to screw him over for that."
"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"
"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"
by -[lt]- May 22, 2009
Get the illegal danish mug.He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.
by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005
Get the illegal cell phone mug.Act of downloading something (usually movie or album) because you feel left out having not seen (or heard) it and can't be buggered to go pay for it...
Joey: Dude you seen Pick of Destiny?
You: NO dude you were supposed to tell me when everyone was seeing that
Joey: *sings song from movie*
You: if you don't stop i'm gonna go illegal
Joey: tch....fine
You: NO dude you were supposed to tell me when everyone was seeing that
Joey: *sings song from movie*
You: if you don't stop i'm gonna go illegal
Joey: tch....fine
by Master Peanut November 28, 2006
Get the go illegal mug.(on sth/sone, transitive verb) To lose all interest in what is happening or what someone says, causing one to switch off and shut down emotionally.
Derives from the days of Windows 95 when a program, running into an error, would display a dialog box saying "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."
Derives from the days of Windows 95 when a program, running into an error, would display a dialog box saying "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."
by Dragonero March 10, 2010
Get the illegally operate mug.The act of finding a super badass illegal place to spend the night with your lady counterpart. Many times this evening is comprised of "bonding" usually of the kinky variety. Usually a campfire is not actually necessary...things will get hot.
by walker4209 October 27, 2014
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