Humungo

Something extremly large, huge

Horny Man: Man, those your boobs are humungo!
Pool Girl: Thanks, baby!;)

by C*yerkey November 3, 2005

Humpster

A blowjob given or received inside a dumpster.

Tom almost lost his bet and would have had to give Roger a humpster!

by ugetowned May 3, 2010

humps

A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.

"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"

by M Rockwell December 9, 2008

Homus

A male/female that had a sex change

I know a homus.

by Ralph Tycz July 27, 2012

Hummus

Hummus is the lumpy residue that is farmed from under the folds of obese people.

Hey Tara, lift up your shirt so I can scoop out some hummus from under your back-flap. This cracker's too dry on its own.

by Poppage September 25, 2010

Humps

A pack or carton(s) of camel cigarettes.

John when you go to the store get me a pack of (humps).

by ganjaghost April 4, 2015

huuusband

huuuusband:
A man you routinely see in passing, but have never formally met. A
huuusband is a good man, one that can meet a lady's needs - but exists only in a fantasy relationship.

"i saw my huuusband in the checkout line at the store today. His
nametag says 'Ted'. I hope he brings home the ingredients for our
romantic dinner tonight"

by two-nics April 4, 2005