Hump Day 

Being screwed in the middle of the week either way we look there is a work day before and after.

It gets you coming and going, hump day.

Hump Day by Dahpeach January 19, 2010

hump up 

The act of shitting where the back is fully arched forward in the manner of a dog.

V. I just humped up all over the floor.
Don't go in there he's humping up!
She' going to hump up all over his chest.
N. Did you smell that hump up? It was awful.
I just stepped in hump up.

hump up by Humpmaster November 14, 2005

hump nuggets 

1. the same as a fuck trophy.

2. a single woman with kids

she must put out, she has hump nuggets!!

hump nuggets by dirty longhorn March 10, 2008

Hump Head 

What a girl's hair looks like after she's recently been humped (had sex). Similar to hat head, except it's flat in the back and bushy on the sides and top.
Can also be used to describe a bad female hair style, or one that should only look that bad if she's recently had sex.

Someone should tell that girl to go fix her hump head.

Hump Head by vlovely July 6, 2011

Hump-Scumping 

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.

"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"

Hump-Scumping by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006

hump groove 

A hump groove is a groove in which the beat and rhythm are in both the perfect timing and speed to hump along to. Hump grooves are important in sexy music and are often the defining factor in what makes some music sexy. The hump groove is typically defined by the interaction between the bass and the drums.

Damn! This Billy Cobham song has that hump groove!

hump groove by Shoggoth269 December 1, 2013

hump hut 

A small room or space that is secluded and makes for a great place to have sex. Typically away from a main house or living area such as a granny unit or tree house

Dude, you could totally take chicks to your room out here. It's the ultimate hump hut.

hump hut by Platinum_bullets December 7, 2013