heavenly hogs

A large woman that has a pretty face. Can range from 200lb to 300lb these hogs are still fuck able.

Hey look at those heavenly hogs I will fuck the one one the left you fuck the one with the droopy tits.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

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Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

by Gar Grim September 09, 2021

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Snogging a guy who is really ugly and pig like.

Charlotte: That guy Moon wants me
Laura: OH, hog snog!

by Laura-Loralie February 05, 2009

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Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.

Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

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Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.

"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"

by chef plumpkin December 12, 2007

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"Man that guy at the bar had a huge hog"

"Yeah I know man, I was jealous"

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One who takes particular glee in slamming the the fattest chicks out there

He went to the bar and snagged up that huge fucking cougar
Yeah, that niggas a hog slayer

by Emilio Rebengaa December 11, 2008

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