mudd helmet

The small amount of fecal matter left on the tip of your penis after anal sex, resembling a small mudd helmet

Dude, I fuckin love anal, but maaan, i hate removing the mudd helmet!!

by mechy20 July 12, 2006

helmet scrubbing

the act of sucking dick
synonym of blow job, and beanie waxing

brianna was helmet scrubbing on some stranger, when her man walked in and proceeded to smack his bitch up.

by tom & amy May 25, 2004

helmet buffing

1. oral sex on male genitalia

dat girl got mad helmet buffing skillz, She ate my jawn up for hours without coming up for air.

by K.T. Farmer April 2, 2006

Spicy Helmet

This is when you put Tabasco or other hot sauce on your penis and then have intercourse with a female.

She didn't have dinner ready when he got home, so he gave her a spicy helmet later that night as a punishment.

by Spicy Helmet July 20, 2010

helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

Shower Helmet

This can be considered a noun or adjective. This is very similar to a hair bonnet that people, typically black people, wear to bed. However a new term has been coined by the very famous Ac7ionman. A Shower Helmet is something that not only black people can wear but anyone. A shower helmet can be worn in the shower (to prevent getting it wet ) or to bed (to prevent friction thus reducing frizz and/or spilt ends).

Why cant white people wear shower helmets?

by BlueSkiesN June 17, 2023

Space Helmet

When someone farts into a plastic bag, then places it over someone else's nose and mouth, forcing them to injest only farts

Oh man, when that kid passed out i gave him the baddest space helmet ever.

by TCK February 21, 2004