How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
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Trev: Dude, how did you go with that chick?
Dan: Ah man, went down on her, but she was packing heat!
Trev: FUCK MAN! Tampon?!
Dan: Yeah man...but you know what I did!
Trev: Helicoptered that bitch??!
Dan: YOU KNOW IT! Was helicopterin like a mother fucker! *high five*. Her walls will never be the same.
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Trev: FUCK MAN! Tampon?!
Dan: Yeah man...but you know what I did!
Trev: Helicoptered that bitch??!
Dan: YOU KNOW IT! Was helicopterin like a mother fucker! *high five*. Her walls will never be the same.
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