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Guard Hand

When a girl has her hand hover over a guy's hand to guard against where it goes.
After the 7th date when she finally touched my bird, I thought the law of reciprocity meant I could finger her snatch, but her guard hand blocked my attempt.
by Zee Assman January 24, 2005
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Guard (Grappling)

The guard as it's called in grappling disiplines such as Brazilian Jiu jitsu or Sambo; is where one lies on his back
holding his or her opponent's trunk with there legs.
From this position it is possible to attack your opponent
with joint locks, chokes,strikes or sweeps/reversals.
It also is possible for the person in the top position to effectivley strike inside the guard.
If you are taken to the ground with your opponent coming down on top of you. It might be best to assume a type of guard, instead of trying to turn your back to him or allowing him to fully mount you.
My opponent connects with a right hook knocking me off balance. Seizing his chance he charges and tackles me in an attempt to take me down and ground N pound me.
As we hit the ground I Close my legs tightly around his hips thus forming a closed Guard (Grappling). I cup the crown of his head with one arm and under hook his arm with my other. I suck him in close to me. By breaking down his posture I can better inhibit (But not take away) his ability to strike than if he had me fully mounted.
by Strider777 January 16, 2008
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Etiwanda Color Guard

The guard has 69 which is extra thotty. They are all sexy and I love umm all. They also know their way around a pole (if you know what I mean ;)). Their coaches are pretty scary and would beat you with a whip if they could but they will always love the guard no matter what.
You see that sexy girl there she must be on the Etiwanda Color Guard
by ddking48 November 1, 2018
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Gonardial

A new term for the male genital region.
That baseball just hit him in the Gonardial area.
by #HEEL April 28, 2012
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guarding Epstein

e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"
by Darko May August 13, 2019
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Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

A movie made in 2017. In which ( you have to know the first one to understand this next part) Quill fights his father and we see a very cute and small Baby Groot and a teenager Groot. Both very cute and funny. Now go watch it!
Person 1: Hey have you watched Guardians of the galaxy Vol. 2?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: you should watch it. But one question are you emotional?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: Then you shouldn't watch it.
All walk away from one another
by LizardLia67 April 29, 2020
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Guardians Of The Barrier

The ones who guard the barrier with some obscure sounds. It will remind you of a the trantalantas of the northeast.
Dude have you met Guardians Of The Barrier? they were down the street.
by Gotbfan365 June 30, 2021
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