guack

Short for guacamole. Currency. Money. Cash. Referring to the green ink used on most U.S. currency bills.

You gonna need some guack to date that girl!

by RentMan January 28, 2009

Gucker

A person who isn't all too special or is of little importance; a background person.

"Nobody really showed for the party, just a couple guckers."

by wysiwyg January 10, 2004

Guack

A guido that is being whack
Can also be used like:
Guackin
Guacka

"Yo man, stop bein guack"
"Did you see that guacka over there?"
"Stop guackin, yo"

by guack March 17, 2008

gucked

It means your computer is horny.

Bob: Dude I think my computer has a mind of its own, fatblackchicks.com just opened up
Rob: Nah dude, your computer is just totally gucked

by TotallyGuck February 13, 2009

Guck

The fatty layer that protrudes between a man's lower abdomen and upper genital area. This abnormal physical trait is usually found in obese men, regardless of age or race.

The male derivative of the word Gunt.

Short form for cock-gut.

Gut + Cock = Guck.

Also known as a Gick.

Most fat guy's cocks look smaller because they have a guck.

I can't properly measure my cock because my guck is in the way.

Luciano Pavarotti and B.B. King have big gucks.

by Chib Chakan September 16, 2005

Grick

Verb, "To Grick,"
To be generally grumpy or unhappy, regardless of the circumstances.
Derivitave of "Grumpy" and "Nick"

Nick: I hate my life
Taylor: Man, stop grickin

by PD99 December 9, 2008

gucking fenius

What you call someone when they state the obvious about something that clearly is obvious to everyone else.

Tom and Bill are talking one day when Tom says to Bill:

"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."

Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"

by dfisher February 6, 2006