Guardians Of The Galaxy

Guardians of the galaxy are the guards at a Samsung store. Because they are guarding the galaxy......

Yo... When I went to the Samsung store I saw the guardians of the galaxy...

by Noodle... April 19, 2020

guardiolism

A football philosophy rooted in hypocrisy which outwardly portrays the illusion of "being in it for the spectacle" but in practice preaches flopping to the floor, petty theatrics and making excuses when things don't go your way.

The Italian National Football Team is a staunch supporter of Guardiolism. The player's can't seem to stand up on their own legs!

by Potele May 15, 2022

Gueedeesh

Corndog

I love gueedeesh!
Yum!! That juicy ripe gueedeesh was delectable!

by Ginlovesgueedeesh May 30, 2022

brush guard

A woman's bush that is so out of control and nappy that it is able to block access to the punani even from a carpet mower.

I would have went down on her, but I couldn't get through that brush guard.

by natedog September 3, 2004

Michael Guerin

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is one of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a "destructive" power opposed to the leader Max Evans (who has a healing power). Dates human Maria DeLuca who affectionally calls him "Spaceboy". Hobbies include riding his motorbike and painting.

He has a New York duplicate, which goes by the name of "Rath"

You: "Hey did you catch the last episode of Roswell?"
Me: "Yeah! I thought Brendan Fehr as Michael Guerin was SO hot!"

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

left guard

1. The guard positioned to the left of the center in a offensive football formation. Usually the better guard because most quarterbacks are right handed therefore the better guard is protecting the quarterback's back.

2. A guy's best friend. People started using it in reference to the left guard position in football.

1. You play left guard because you're better than he is.

2. You saved me big time. You're my left guard, man.

by hyracatherium January 28, 2008

Irma Gerd

The phrase you say when another Hurricane Irma comes.

Irma Gerd, it's Hurricane Irma!!!!

by joe_ag March 26, 2019