Aaron Gordon

The Gordon is a very famous awesome guy! Ladies love him- boys do too ;). Aaron likes making pizza at giordonos. Why a famous celeb would like that idk man? I’m just the one making a definition about a celebrity. They also say that if Aaron Gordon jumps he will never come down.

Do you know Aaron Gordon?
No, whose that lol

by JCTheRappinKing November 11, 2020

Gordon Ramsey

The king of roasts (a.k.a) jesus (in my opinion)

Jake from hells kitchen- I made a wellington steak
Gordon Ramsey- Your "wellington steak looks like a "wellington boot

by Reeeeeeeeeeeee_ginger July 23, 2019

a gordon minute

A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds.

It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.

Cooking this wont take longer than a gordon minute.

skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.

by dr muta August 11, 2014

Smash Gordon

1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"

That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.

by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

gordon

A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon

"Dude, did you see Joe's massive gordon in class today?"
"Dawg, that was a fat cock!"

by dankogkush November 24, 2014

Rash Gordon

Rash Gordon: When you are walking for a long period of time while haveing you're thighs rubbing together causing sweat dirt and friction to make a very annoying rash that makes you want to stop and let it dry

this mornig I had to walk a mile in the sun to work half way there I met Rash Gordon.

by Ajuntapall October 7, 2008

Gordon

1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person

2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.

1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.

2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.

by Spaface July 21, 2009