The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.
I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!
by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010
Get the Grandma's Molassesmug. When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails
by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008
Get the grandmas toenailsmug. A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.
I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree
My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me
I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.
A full year, before my first day of school
She was the one who made sure I learned
that respect is given, it is not earned
She said for those who would disagree things always worsen
For everyone notices, a disrespectful person
When children were playing, and Grandma was near
There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears
When children would fuss and threaten to brawl
She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"
For when the words of your mouth make others act violently
Your game of life, is best played silently.
Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,
their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.
She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.
Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.
Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.
Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me
I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.
A full year, before my first day of school
She was the one who made sure I learned
that respect is given, it is not earned
She said for those who would disagree things always worsen
For everyone notices, a disrespectful person
When children were playing, and Grandma was near
There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears
When children would fuss and threaten to brawl
She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"
For when the words of your mouth make others act violently
Your game of life, is best played silently.
Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,
their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.
She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.
Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.
Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.
Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Grandmas are Heroesmug. At the Stripclub or a place where your girlfriend might suspect you are cheating.
Fucking a girl that's not your Girlfriend.
Fucking a girl that's not your Girlfriend.
Girl: "Where are you?"
Boyfriend videotaping naked girl: "Umm....I'm just Out at grandma's right now"
Girl: "Okay, honey."
Boyfriend videotaping naked girl: "Umm....I'm just Out at grandma's right now"
Girl: "Okay, honey."
by Choutzu July 8, 2010
Get the Out at Grandma'smug. by swimmy761 January 1, 2004
Get the grandma pantiesmug. by Ricster December 27, 2020
Get the Busty Grandmamug. Grandma Swagg is a style all its own , it has its dearing times of ancient history , liek when you decide to add a scarf or a out of date coat into the mix and try to bring it back and lookin old. or when you lookin liek you took the clothing you are wearing from your grandmas closet , as of sweaters, caky pants, pleated pants , black wool jackets , trench coats, scarfs, and what not , but you would understand , its when the new era of teenagers trying to style their lifes by wearing or bringing the older styles back , as of the michale jackson jacket , or the flava flav clock , or the wool coats they lookin like the older style immagrints wore when they came over to the u.s, or you lookin liek a scotish boy or a chimny sweep you all know what im talking about with the grunge styles , and the old mans golf cap that is strickly the new werd ... Grandma Swagg
by Makin' History chris2low December 1, 2010
Get the Grandma Swaggmug.