Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.

Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!

by KingTen87 September 16, 2011

goody putnam's babies

1. Derived from seven characters of famous play The Crucible- all dead. A fantastic explanation for unusual happenings or an answer to any question.
2. A well known song that everyone enjoys hearing because it's beautiful and famous.

1. Guy- Did you see that unusual happening?
Other Guy- It probably had something to dowith Goody Putnam's babies.

Guy- I have a question.
Other Guy- Goody Putnam's babies.

2. Goody Putnam's babies. Goody Putnam's babies!

by A handsome youth of few years December 27, 2011

Goofy Retardation

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.

Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.

by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011

Glory Goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was in disbelief after finding out he was serviced by a Glory Goblin and not a female.

by PMitrano January 15, 2016

goofy exorcism

When a group of people beat the goofy out a nigga

We bout to run a goofy exorcism on your bitch ass

by Smart nigga 100 June 1, 2017

Goofyfly

a cool smart guy with severe social anxiety , and major asshole to ladyhane but he cares about her tho

did you see Goofyfly's last post it was on hot !
yeah but he kinda offended Ladyhane.

by Pandatrash December 7, 2019

Goofy Style

A sex position which involves one getting down on all fours while their partner attaches themselves by biting the back of their neck. All the while, the person on top groans "ahyuck hyuck hyuck" into their partner's ear.

Dang, my girl and I had fun doing Goofy Style last night, hyuck.

by ComradeRem October 23, 2020