certified gooner

a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.

dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911

by himolton April 25, 2024

gooner

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

gooner

A musty man that is apart of a drug friend group.

The gooner just sold me drugs.

by oliver sims October 7, 2022

Gooner

Discord user QBMaste

That fucking gooner qb is here, yay.

by Gloogus February 3, 2024

Gooner

The meaning of the word is used to describe people who are very into anime and video games.

Person A: Hey, have you seen Person C?
person B: No, the last I've heard from them is when they were being a gooner to that new anime game

by ha1l July 27, 2025

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.

Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.

"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"

by GrandAutismo131 March 26, 2024