When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
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gooble - noun
1. An anomalously large collection of goobs (more at geeks) which exhibits violent tendencies in the presence of concepts such as liberty and free speech - prone to wanton acts of informational fascism while accusing its targets of what the gooble itself is doing.
2. An anomalously large collection of goobs which operates in collusion with the pedocidal, soros-funded media and the soros-funded Demonrat Party, providing funding, advertising and censorship support promoting the violent leftist paramilitary mercenary organization cia-fa-antifa-blm-kkk, which dresses in black apparel including masks and helmets, armed with a variety of weapons and waving nazi-communist inspired flags.
The gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk is funded and receives pedocidal media support to assault and batter United States Citizens, create civil unrest, and destroy public and private property in collusion with national and local Demonrat politicians, with the apparent secondary objective of sharing sexually transmitted diseases with objects, farm animals and abducted children.
gooble - transitive verb
1. The act of searching for information on the Internet, while avoiding informational fascism and censorship by enemies of the United States of America, especially the gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk and its affiliates facebook, twitter, cnn, etc.
(see duckduckgo.com <3 )
1. An anomalously large collection of goobs (more at geeks) which exhibits violent tendencies in the presence of concepts such as liberty and free speech - prone to wanton acts of informational fascism while accusing its targets of what the gooble itself is doing.
2. An anomalously large collection of goobs which operates in collusion with the pedocidal, soros-funded media and the soros-funded Demonrat Party, providing funding, advertising and censorship support promoting the violent leftist paramilitary mercenary organization cia-fa-antifa-blm-kkk, which dresses in black apparel including masks and helmets, armed with a variety of weapons and waving nazi-communist inspired flags.
The gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk is funded and receives pedocidal media support to assault and batter United States Citizens, create civil unrest, and destroy public and private property in collusion with national and local Demonrat politicians, with the apparent secondary objective of sharing sexually transmitted diseases with objects, farm animals and abducted children.
gooble - transitive verb
1. The act of searching for information on the Internet, while avoiding informational fascism and censorship by enemies of the United States of America, especially the gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk and its affiliates facebook, twitter, cnn, etc.
(see duckduckgo.com <3 )
"I got attacked by a gooble."
"Uh-oh, what did the doctor say?"
"Herpes and Gonorrhea."
"lol the fluoride-head came back with links to cnn and snopes!! I told him to gooble it."
#google #nigga #censorship #butthurt
"Uh-oh, what did the doctor say?"
"Herpes and Gonorrhea."
"lol the fluoride-head came back with links to cnn and snopes!! I told him to gooble it."
#google #nigga #censorship #butthurt
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