gaffes

Something Joe Biden does I think? Wait what was I saying? . No wonder, it don’t make sense and it’s not on UrbanDictionary

Gaffes - Turn on your tv tonight wait wait I mean your record player tape.. I was thinking in my head... horse face pony butt! What I’m trying to say... wait what

by DjSniper_ June 13, 2020

Goffy

A word used to describe people that glue their pubic hairs to the palms of their hands

A) *gives high five

A) why u got hair on ur hand

B) I’m a little goffy

by Chaffa777 April 15, 2019

goff

Someone wearing black clothes and/or eyeliner.

Chav: Hey, look at that girl! She's wearing a black shirt! GOFF!!!

by Lace April 25, 2004

goffwick

A small mythical cherrub with an extremely short lifespan who prances about uncontrollably until its demise.

Tommy was unstoppable on the dance floor as he fluttered around like a goffwick.

by whuffie September 27, 2005

goofelatious

The goofy look on your partners face when you surprisingly bust a massive nut in their mouth.

You should have seen the goofelatious look on her face when I exploded in her mouth.

by Glenbo November 13, 2006

Goofed

When Goofy, from famous cartoon Mickey Mouse, has sex with you while you are sleeping.

"GAWRSH, I just Goofed this girl and she never woke up! Goofy Gang"

by Goofy Lover April 15, 2019

Goffy

Goffy is a word that describes someone who is being goofy

Goffy was invented by my dear cousin. It’s a beautiful word and you totally use it. And if you don’t…I’ll have giraffes eat your toes and spit them into you mouth. Count your days…

by Spoonsmccoop October 2, 2022