girth

It is the size of my "newspaper"

My newspaper has too much girth for my dog to carry it in her mouth.

by Boombah Boy March 16, 2005

Girthmeister

The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.

Joanna is the girthmeister, she loves girthy dick because it excites her.

by legendaryballer January 21, 2010

glirting

Flirting between two people of the same gender, one or both of whom may be straight and who are not actually attracted to each other. More common among females, but used humorously by males. From the words "gay" and "flirting".

Dude A: Matt, I know what you like!
Dude B: Bro, are you glirting with me again?

by LavenderRox January 27, 2010

girthy dick

A small fat chode, that’s the size of a cucumber

“Damn, That is a girthy dick!”

by Kaylen1234567 November 6, 2017

Girthday

The day on which your junk is exposed to the observation of others for the first time.

Hey, Ethan, happy Girthday, man. Bravo!

by sacsacsac March 14, 2019

Count Girthula

Person with a wide cock.

Anyone with an unusually wide penis.

I stretched her ass out like Count Girthula.

I went Count Girthula on that ass !

by Bretsus December 4, 2011

penal girth

the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth

my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms

by benji haynes June 5, 2005