Gertatious

To be a sigma in the male world or shmokin hot. Also, it can be used instead of congratulating someone.

“Yoooo Bren the Den Hickory, is so Gertatious.”
“Yooooo, that chick Bren the Den hickory likes is Gertatious.”
“Yooooo, Bren the Dens speech, was so Gertatious.”

by Per-Son June 26, 2022

ghertedlee

how did you get here? where did you come from?

person a: where did you come from? why would you search up ghertedlee?

by P0IS0NI September 2, 2023

carly gibert

the most underrated artist of our time

stream Lavish

“have you heard Carly Gibert’s new song Lavish? You should have”

by I said what I said November 14, 2020

Gouis Goberts Frightnight

The most dangerous time of the year when the infamous nonce: Gouis Goberts is unleashed.

Don't go outside tonight kids it's Gouis Goberts Frightnight.

by The_Dude391 July 13, 2022

Dirty Gertie

The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.

Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.

by Bofa D’s Nuts July 17, 2022

billy gertrude

a man with a unibrow, mustache, and a slight beard, usually married to a women (maybe a rock if he has to) whose name also starts with the initial B, for ex: bethany. billy gertrude always makes everyone in the room laugh, even though his unibrow, mustache, and beard are false lashes. hes also short.

billy gertrude’s wedding is next sunday

by travinawiththebeans July 2, 2023

PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.

John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2018