Grooms

A state of being high-maintenance or actions signalling high needs and standards. Not to be confused with the concept, "Don't ever play yourself," this has a more neutral to a negative connotation, and is an abbreviated and humorous usage.

You need cranberry sprite cause it comes out only once a year? That's low key grooms.

by Kasey Savage December 22, 2017

groomer

The operator,The man, The mith, The legend, one who defines the mountain, one who hates skiers and snowboarders alike, defender of the Fletchanism, and keeper of the quarteroy. All hail the 350!!!

Whooah! Check out the headlights on that Groomer!!

by super groomer December 4, 2006

groomsmaid

A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"

In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."

At Elton John's wedding, wasn't Richard Branson one of the groomsmaids?

by mike87111 July 7, 2011

adult groomers

Despicable men whom on social media websites such as twitter target attractive women, direct messaging and befriended their target and then proceeding to use various techniques intended to maninpulate the woman into giving the groomer nude photos of herself.

In some circumstances adult grooming is illegal, such as in the case of grooming persons whom are mentally ill or mentally disabled.

Trutherbots are adult groomers.

by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018

Rusty Groomer

A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.

Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.

by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 7, 2014

groomnuts

a group of 5 year olds who still support zoe even after she groomed connor joyce

person:who are groomuts?
person:groomnuts are z*e lagroomer lmfaoo

by By .ari_melo January 22, 2021

well-groomed

Refers to shaved or styled pubic hair.

Since his pubic hair was totally shaved off, and hers was styled into a heart shape, they were both well-groomed.

by Francisco94105 June 23, 2011