fuck-you friday

A Friday on which you refuse all requests and deny all favors, instead cursing out the person who is asking.

You: Hey self, it's another Fuck-You Friday.

Jim: (enters) Can you help me with this report?

You: Not today pal. Fuck you.

by rushoffailure December 11, 2008

fuck whistle

Idiot, moron, one who lacks the most basic common sense to make correct decisions,see ass clown.

That fuck whistle doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

by The 8th best man. June 12, 2006

Fuck fuck fuck a duck

Song

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the Zoo

by WB-dog June 28, 2010

Genie Fuck

When a man needs to pleasure 5 females or males at once by using a combination of a Bosnian See-saw while one is pleasured orally and two with the use of the hands.

Dude I can believe my eyes, I walked in on my roomate last night and he was performing a Genie Fuck

by 1_Wish_Genie June 28, 2018

Ho Fuck

1. Expression of surprise, astonishment or amazement.

2. Shortened version of “Holy fuck”

Origin: Primarily used in Alberta, Canada

Ho Fuck did you see that?

by Osmashi April 14, 2019

A case of the fuck-its

Noun. A temporary mindset shift from somewhat obsessing about multiple, seemingly important but annoying issues to the state of not caring at all. After dealing with the same persistent situation over a period of time, the conscious or unconscious decision to not be bothered anymore. Giving up.

After waiting on hold for 40 minutes for a representative while making dinner and trying to get his son to clean his room, John developed a case of the fuck-its, hung up, cracked a beer and sat down to watch some cat videos.

by mandyworld January 1, 2017

AYO WHAT THE FUCK

When you are least expecting something, but that something is worse than you intended.

Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Both: AYO WHAT THE FUCK

by ayo what the fuck April 3, 2022