Devil's Fucktangle

An emotionally triggered individual that makes up new meanings of sex games in order shift focus to his issues with alcohol.

Brett entered the Devil's Fucktangle when he tried to convince the senators that that a sex act was actually a drinking game.

by BrotherBryan October 3, 2018

fuckit switch

A type of trip fuse located in the back of the brain. When multiple tasks, deadline pressure, and unrealistic demands threaten the brain's delicate circuitry, the switch pops into "fuckit" or "safe" position, allowing for rest, relaxation, and a healthy attitude readjustment.

"If that phone rings one more time with another problem, it's going to blow my fuckit switch."

-ring-
-click-

"Fuckit!"

by pj555 November 28, 2007

fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.

college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

vanilla fucktard

A Yelper who lacks experience in the world of BDSM and kink, yet tries to give the impression that they know a lot about these subjects.

This vanilla fucktard in Yelp Talk just referenced "50 Shades of Grey," and there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice.

by PoppyLand December 19, 2012

fuckt

messing stuff up or screwing things up(the non-sexual form of fuck)
other forms: fuckting, fuckted, fucktify, fuckticious
refuckt - to fuckt again

The cake was so fuckticious, it was burnt.

Everyone fuckts in life sometime.

Life is fucktified sometimes.

by Croakie Pie March 22, 2009

Fucktard

A person who screws up everything that they do.
If you are stuck working with this person they will screw up all that hard work you have put in. But because this person is a fucktard they will get away with it and all blame is pushed on to you.

Dale: Jamie you've shit all over our hard work you fucktard!
Jamie Simms: I'm sorry I cant help it Dale i'm incontinant aswell as being a fucktard.
Mrs Macinally: Dale why are you shouting at Jamie again? you know he's a fucktard. Oh god and you've crapped on all your hard work. for god sake Dale!

by Glynn Thomas April 4, 2008

fucktangle

1. A geometric shape with an inexplicable number of sides and dimensions. No two are ever alike.

What is that? A trapezoid? It doesn't look quite right.

No, that's a fucktangle.

by Me first January 29, 2009