frankfurt friendship

when a man and woman(or 2 men or 2 women)get on their knees,ass to ass,and simotaneously analy fuck a frozen hotdog.

i met a girl on line,she said she was new in the area,i said come on over and start a frankfurt friendship.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

Friendship Heights

Basically part of the Bethesda-Chevy Chase, but with more lit stores, no snobby vineyard vines ass snobby ass chevy chase kids, and no pothead druggie party my ass all day Bethesda Kids.

Jack: Bro you from friendship heights son.
Gar: Yeah man

Jack: that's all I need to know..........wanna go to Chipotle
Gar: ITS Littt!!!

by StalinKiller343 February 14, 2017

Friendship goals

Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond

Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.

by Saaaaavvvvvvv July 11, 2015

Friendship prayer

A hilarious chain email

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.

by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004

Platonic friendship

Just like what JJ and Emily have on Criminal Minds, a close friendship with no sexual desire.

She's my best friend, we're close, but all we have is a nice, platonic friendship.

by StarChaser2637 July 25, 2016

The Friendship Paradox

when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are

1. yo joe

2. ya,whats up?

1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit

2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox

1. i know, lets shun noah

by LaRdO kAt777 May 9, 2010

Friendship Speech

What Tea Gardner routinely gives in Yu-Gi-Oh!.

"I surrender. My breasts can't withstand another Friendship Speech."- Mai Valentine, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

by Lady Alzers August 1, 2011