The Fertilzer

Receiving party lays sprawled in front of a box fan on the highest setting as the sender stands on the opposite side of the box fan blasting liquid feces through the fan onto recieving party like a manure spreader.

Waldo had to bathe thoroughly after Joe performed the fertilizer as he was blanketed in liquid shit.

by Joe's Bong May 9, 2005

fert

Used as a replacement for any word.
It is for the person that says it to decide its meaning.

Check out my fert! (CHeck out my ass, boobs, shirt, pants etc etc etc)
Dont fert! (Dont sweat it)
Look at your fert (look at ur face etc etc)

FERT (any thing that exclaims a surprise like cool wow awesome etc etc

by Guinness Fert January 10, 2008

Freat

The agonizing pain one feels when a stray pubic hair becomes stuck to the adhesive of a feminine pad.

Laurie: I freated just now. Barely made it out of that bathroom alive.

by morgaaasm December 17, 2010

Facebook fertility

The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know

how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes

by naveenforfriends March 21, 2011

freetard

someone who justifies everything the phrase "Its a free country" or one similar to it. Also, someone who uses freedom illogically to defend their political position (George Bush)

You: "Quit stepping on the back of my shoe"
Freetard: "It's a free country I do what I wanna"
You: You're such a freetard
---or---
You: Why are we at war in Iraq when they never attacked us?
George Bush: TO DEFEND FREEDOM!
You: I liked you better with your cocaine habit.

by Israel Vibration July 26, 2006

freethrow

When you have a girl bent over and you stand with your knees bent like shooting a freethrow. In said position, you spank the girls butt like dribbling a basketball.

Jimmy: "Yo did you freethrow alex?"

Joe: "WTF nah i wished i talked to her"

by i'm a baller chyea January 11, 2009

Nueph-fert

The sound one human makes to another human when trying to get his or her attention. Sounds very nasally and alien yet a distinct noise of the Homosapien, a noise that raises a genetic response in humans causing ears to perk and heads to turn in the direction of the Nuephfert call origin.
Similiar to a goat call but for people. Dialects have been found in regions with clicks and "thock" sounds of the tounge and lip.

"NNNNuuuuueeeeppphhh-FFFEERRTTT!!!" cried a human to the other unsuspecting human. His head turns and awknowledges the presence of the calling Homosapien. (shit you see on nature shows but with people.)

by bernunscurtymertun June 28, 2004