Cleveland Freezer

A chilled beverage containing feces and ice. Put feces and ice into a blender, mix until an even consistency forms. Enjoy!

(see Cleveland steamer)

Man, Paul sure likes his Cleveland Freezers. He's been drinking them all day.

by Baron von Eevl September 15, 2004

freezer burn

An excessive amount of ice dangling from a person's body

Did you see Justin today? He's totally freezer burned...

by Liney June 17, 2005

Freeper

One who analyzes and recommends action with regards to political matters from the perspective of logic and rationality, rather than rabid emotion

"Unlike the flailing guilt-ridden granola crunching trend sucking dilettante lefty moonbats at dailykos, freepers make it a habit to think before speaking, and don't consider grotesque sexual slanders to be an answer to argument"

by Mercuryrising February 12, 2006

freezer geezer

An old man stuck inside of a freezer, hoping to live to see into the freezer.

"Do not not touch the freezer geezer. Do you want fifteen cents?"

by maxman280 & Joe Kick-ass May 14, 2004

freeper

A FReeper is a concerned and active political conservative, who loves the USA and it's allies, supports the military, supports the war on terrorism, and believes in the traditional values upon which the the Founding Fathers built our system. A FReeper is a well-informed patriot, an activist, a passionate believer in the American way, and a lover of freedom.

Head FReeper Jim Robinson, whose site FR is, is a patriot who has generously kept his site running to give like-minded folks a central internet location via which to read and comment on the news, and take action when appropriate, i.e. to take a stand on a particular issue.

by EdieG October 8, 2006

freezerated

umm frozen, duh! like airconditioned but colder

Since snow is satan, he should walk into hell like a bubble boy in a bubbles thats freezerated so he won't burn in hell.

by Kim March 22, 2005

freefem

We want equal gender; with freedom & freefem; not married & mayhem.

Our dire rational imaginations want equanimity. The future is too far away, we want equality today.

Define freefem during your day. Tell your leaders.

"Freefem. God hates freedom."

"We humans need to freefem."

"A freefem relationship."

"FREEFEM"

Use it as a verb or announce it as a noun.

by iCr March 10, 2009