frankenpads

A sports piece of protective equipment, usually ice hockey should pads, that are created by combining various pieces of different pads. The goal is usually to make a very protective pad but not too bulky.

Dude I made a set of frankenpads from CCM caps. Bauer chest protection and WinWell bicep guards.

by Ser Rees McKelvey May 4, 2011

frankencunt

Any woman, whose pussy gives birth to a foul piece of human being.

Bill: Jim, all you do is bitch all day.
Jim: yeah, so fuck you too.

Bill: Jim, I never knew your mom was a frankencunt.

by ex_lax70 July 18, 2017

frankenplanning

to create your own planner from multiple existing planners to find your planner peace

Much like Frankenstein's monster, if you will, but more like Planning's monster aka frankenplanning.

by ill.pencil.it.in June 3, 2018

Frankenfax

a facsimile of a gender made through gruesome, macabre, unusual, or bizarre methods.

"The Frankenfax says medical procedures made them feel like more of a woman."

by The_Incredible_Mr_K April 12, 2021

franken

A celebrity who thinks that his Harvard education excuses him from the reprehensibility of his constant oversimplifying and bending of the truth. In addition, he writes books that sell based more on the fact that the general public is not truly informed, more than on the fact that they are well-written or contain insightful and truthful information.

"Al Franken likes to lie."

by beelzebub October 1, 2003

anders frankenberger

to awesome, and cool

kid 1 "wow i wish i was as cool as anders frankenberger"
kid 2 " i no life as not him sucks"

by dogs63456345345 November 10, 2009

franken

A prefix indicating that the root word has been artificially grown or constructed or genetically modified, a la Dr. Frankenstein's monster.

"When you add 'franken' to 'food' you get 'frankenfood', which is what that hot dog you're eating is."

"That's all right -- I've got to feed my frankenboobs."

by anarcissie May 18, 2008