Fransen

an underclassmen starter in a sporting event

Oh..that freshman is starting varsity, she must be a Fransen.

Coach: "Hey are you a Fransen?"
A Fransen: "Yeah"
Coach: "Good, take our best player's starting spot!"

Fransen by powerstroker5195 October 10, 2013

Lindsey Fransen 

a backstabbing bitch who will not get the fucking clue that you hate her guts and to leave you alone.....(bf stealer as well)

Lindsey Fransen :oh i like him too! 2 hrs later hey did you know my friend likes you?

Lindsey Fransen by bitchpleasenonyabis! July 17, 2012

Frankenbite 

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".

Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.

Frankenbite by jayjaybird February 20, 2017

Al Franken 

The United States senator who finally gave the Democratic Party the 60 votes they needed to keep the GOP from filibustering the country to a standstill.

Jon Stewart: "(Senator Arlen) Specter's move (switching political parties) puts the Democrats within a hair's breath of an unfilibusterable 60 seat Senate majority.

So now it appears the Senate's balance of power--in many respects, the very future of our nation--is in the hands of Al Franken."

-- The Daily Show, April 28, 2009

Al Franken by Truthiness to Power April 29, 2009

Floof Fansen 

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

Floof Fansen by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

Frankenbike 

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).

Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.

Frankenbike by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009

Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.

-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.

Frankenpiss by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009