Fortunate Son

The song my Grandpa hates to hear especially when there is a helicopter nearby

Me: Oh, Fortunate Son just came on!

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHH

by Lilwindexmatt March 8, 2020

Fortunada

She is either your best friend or your enemy, the type to cook a meal for anyone who is hungry, and also in the type to address any issue face to face.

Taken care of, living life and fortunadaing

by Forty Lovin May 6, 2020

fortunate son

The classic vietnam war song, Played in every vietnam war era movie, Its considered to be overused and theres many more good vietnam era songs, But you can't deny that fortunate motherfucking son is a classic

(2 people watching a movie)

person 1: Damn I love this movie

person 2: Yeah me too

(fortunate son starts playing)

person 1: Goddamn it, They overuse that fucking song

person 2: Yeah they do, But its still good

by AssDestroyer69420 February 17, 2022

suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006

kadin fortney

the biggest nub in fortnite

that boy Kadin Fortney is such a nub

by Kaila ❤️ September 26, 2018

Fortuna, CA

Small northern California white trash town in the middle of Humboldt County. Population of approx. 70,000 and a diverse mix of old hippies, hobos, stoners, hicks from across the river, okies, escalade-driving pot growers, wanna-be-wealthy land owners, cowboys, and the random average school teacher. The "cool places" to meet include Safeway Parking Lot and the Tracks (also across the river.) In the summer the river and beach are the close by spots to be especially Miranda. Fortuna boasts the largest screen on the North Coast! and is also known to all around as "the friendly city". Stop by taco loco for a cheap burrito.

Guy #1: ""Dude, should we go to Arcata tonight to get high or drink beer and chew in Ferndale?"

Guy # 2: "Let's compromise and head into Fortuna, CA"

by purple knife April 10, 2011

forture

to venture forth to a distant destination

Let us forture to the kingdom of doom!

by DemonlyDivineDuo May 24, 2005